Ye Olde Worlde Rustic Litter bin.

There are a few of these around the car park as well as other stupid examples of how town folks think the countryside should look like. The Orwell Country Park has a very expensive wooden fence around it that probably took two park loads of wood to build. The chavs like them though and the police hate them. As visitors pass the first Olde World Rustic sign there is about 100 metres of tarmac road. This has no less than three speed humps and when the chavs are being chased by plod they use these speed humps as ramps to take off especially so if they are on stolen motorcycles. Of course plod has to slow down for the speed humps just as the chavs speed up. By the time plod has reached the fence the chavs have dumped whatever they have stolen and have jumped over the fence and are away while plod are stopped. I am surprised the Ipswich Town Council take such care of the chavs and hinder plod so. The speed humps are also useful when plod is not around as the chavs like to see how fast they can hit them and leap through the air.

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